Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the Tv on
Throw my hand in my pants Nobodys gon’ tell me I can't

I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man Oh Oh
Yes I said it I said it I said it cus I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great' (Hear me out: this is great) yeah~

I might mess around, get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait Oh Oh
Yes I said it I said it I said it cus I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cus I ain't going anywhere
No no no no no no no no no-oh

I'll just strike in my birthday suite
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah-eah

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh *2
Nothing at all